Dead Letter
So, a coule of days ago my stepdaughter silled esi on my lato and now the letter on my keyboard which comes after “o” and before “q” is dead. I mean dead and residing somewhere in the heaven for defunct lato keys.
Now I can’t hel but be ainfully aware of the importance of one letter in our alphabet. (Hey, cool, Word is correcting some of my misselled words and inserting the missing “__” (letter after o and before q) for me. Sometimes.
Now I’ve been whining to my husband, “I need a “___.”
And he says, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
And I say, “No, no, no…the letter “____” doesn’t work on my keyboard. I need a new lato.”
He says, “A new one? Why don’t you just get it fixed?”
And I say, “So, what…I’m gonna call some dude and tell him my “_” isn’t working?”
“Uh-huh.”
It figures. Only writers understand the ain of losing access to a single letter of the alphabet.
Now I can’t hel but be ainfully aware of the importance of one letter in our alphabet. (Hey, cool, Word is correcting some of my misselled words and inserting the missing “__” (letter after o and before q) for me. Sometimes.
Now I’ve been whining to my husband, “I need a “___.”
And he says, “When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
And I say, “No, no, no…the letter “____” doesn’t work on my keyboard. I need a new lato.”
He says, “A new one? Why don’t you just get it fixed?”
And I say, “So, what…I’m gonna call some dude and tell him my “_” isn’t working?”
“Uh-huh.”
It figures. Only writers understand the ain of losing access to a single letter of the alphabet.
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